网络逼近普通人(Network approximation of ordinary people)

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onaspringdayin2003,qianzhijun,16,wasattendingatraffic-safetyclass.ashestoodamongagroupofclassmates,hehappenedtoglancesideways.theangleprovedirresistible,someonesnappedapicture,andastarwasborn.

thisphotosoonfounditswayonline.somethingabouttheshanghaiyouth'splump,reddishfacethatsquintwithjustahintofcontemptcaptivatedizens.withoutknowinghisname,identityorthecircumstancesinwhichthephotowastaken,peopledubbedqian"fatty"(xiaopang).whatfollowedwasaburstofphoto-alteringcreativitythatexceededanythingthecountryhasseen.fatty'sfacebecameafavouriteforphotoshoppractice.ifthereissomeconspiracyafoot,adobe,whichmakesphotoshop,mustbebehindit.

fatty'sfacereplacedsuchiconicvisagesasthoseofharrypotter,austinpowers,jackiechan,marilynmonroe,andeventhemonalisa.wheneverablockbustermakesheadlines,onecanexpectthefattyeditionofthepostertofollowcloseonitsheels.forzhangyimou'shero,fattystoodinforallthesuperstarswhogottopbilling.fattywasunawarethathislikenesshadbeenpoppinguponhundredsofthousandsofwebsitesuntilthedayhewanderedintoacybercafandfoundhimselfsittingfacetofacewithhimselforatleasthisfaceperchedatoptheshouldersofsomeoftheworld'sbest-knowncelebrities.embarrassed,heleftwithablush.

fattythoughtofsuing,buthedidn'tknowwhohadtakenthephotoandposteditonline.andnoneofthelaterrecreationswassigned,either.that'swhenhenoticedthatpeoplewerelaughingoutofgoodwill."theylikeme!theyreally,reallylikeme!"hemighthavegushedfrombehindthepodiumattheacademyawards.hesoonbecameafattyconnoisseur."ilikeitwhentheyputmeonthebodyofheroes,suchasrussellcroweinthegladiator.butihateitwhentheyplacemeontheshoulderofnakedwomenorwhenthetouch-upjobisterrible,"hesaid.hesaidhisidolisedianjimcarrey.assoonasthisinformationbecamepublic,postersofbrucealfattyandfatandfatterappearedonline.fatty,whoweighssome100kilograms,istemptedbytheprospectofacareerintheentertainmentindustry.yet,despitethethousandsoffanclubsdedicatedtohisfaceandtensofmillionsofwebclicks,hehasnotmadeasinglepennyfromhisenormousexposure.

"itwouldbenicetoworkasanentertainer,eventhoughit'llmeani'llhavetogiveupsomeofthepleasureofbeingaregularguy."