双语：愚人节雷人的祝福短信

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愚人节快到了，赶快来这里搜罗这样最搞笑最时尚的愚人节祝福吧！

becauseofyou,ibelieveinfate,perhapsallthisaredoomedtoheaven,havingamianmianzhizhongtraction.nowiwanttosayisthatishangbeizi.whatisbuiltnieah?!

因为你，我相信命运的安排，也许这一切都是上天注定，冥冥之中牵引着我俩。现在的我想说的是我上辈子是造了什么孽啊？！

alsoknownasthebricksandmortarboardsinfantsbricks,theoldbeijingisthemostcharacteristicoftheculturalheritageofoneofalethalstrong,andeasy-to-carryconcealed,notweapons,andothercharacteristics,……shootyouusethemostappropriate!

砖头又称板儿砖，是老北京最有特点的文化遗产之一，具有杀伤力强，易于携带隐蔽性高，不算凶器等多种特点，所以……拍你用它最合适！

psychologicaltest:ifyouandthecowardrace,youwantto:1yourunfast;asfast;youcowardslowerthan…answer:youthanbeastsalsoabeast;youarebeasts;beastthanyou!happyaprilfool'sday!

心理测试：如果你和狗熊赛跑，你希望：1你跑得快；2一样快；3你比狗熊慢…答案：1你比禽兽还禽兽；2你就是禽兽；3你禽兽不如！愚人节快乐！

notice:aprilfool'sdayapproaching,onapril1youreceivetextmessagesarebogus,meaningexactlyopposite,pleasepayattention.followingisthefirst:youarehandsomestylesyushulinfengbeautyoftheblossomingdevilbuildlover!

通告：愚人节来临，4月1日您收到的短信均为假的，意思正好截然相反，敬请留意。以下是第一条：您是英俊潇洒玉树临风貌美如花魔鬼身材的大众情人！

shacengsaid:ihave16change!journeysaid:ihave32change!wukongsaid:iam72changed!inhistangseng:nishionthetreatment,youchangeaphonecall,isawhowotherpeoplelookatmonsterswithphonemessages?happyaprilfool'sday!

沙僧说：我有16变！八戒说：我有32变！悟空说：我有72变！唐僧大怒：西天路上也没见你们变个电话，看人家妖怪都拿手机看短信呢！愚人节快乐！

afterdinnersevenmandment:iquitsmoking,quitimmediatelyeattwofruits,threeringrelaxedbelt,thefourimmediatelyquitdrinking,wujiebaibuwalk,batheimmediatelyquitsix,sevenquitimmediatelytosleep!journey:remember?

饭后七戒：一戒吸烟，二戒马上吃水果，三戒放松裤带，四戒立即喝茶，五戒百步走，六戒立即洗澡，七戒立即睡觉！八戒：记住了吗？